A-Club
1 Sadovo-Karetnaya Ul.
Metro: Mayakovskaya
Tel: 972-1132
Fri. & Sat. 9 p.m. T 6 a.m.
Cover: none for club members,
100 rubles for others

Initially an exclusive artsy club, the A-Club has lost most of its bohemian crowd and become a fairly mainstream place in the past six months. The face control has accordingly become much more democratic. Has two stories, three reasonably priced bars, a large dance-floor, pool tables, a chill-out room with avant-garde walls and two TVs playing music channels. DJs treat the crowd of prevailingly average Europeans and middle-class Russians to some good-quality house.

B.B. King
4/2 Sadovaya-Samotyochnaya Ul.
Metro: Mayakovskaya
Tel: 299-8206
Until 2 a.m. on weekdays
and until the last client leaves on weekends
Cover: none on weekdays,
50 rubles on Thu. & Fri.

B.B. King caters to a respectable, older crowd interested in good food (dinner around 500 rubles) and good blues or rock -n roll. Stylish interior, walls decorated with photos and autographs of Russian and Western blues greats. Afro-Russian cloak-room attendants support the blues style. Live concerts every Thursday; special parties on Fridays (beach party, Fender party, Latino music party, etc). Other days, it-s open as a regular restaurant. Beers for 50 to 100 rubles. Discounts on drinks between 4 p.m. and 7 p.m. weekdays.
The only drawbacks are the tiny dancing space and the absence of a parking lot.

Baskerville
Billiards Club
55 Leningradskoye Shosse
Metro: Vodny Stadion
Tel: 234-17901
2 p.m. T 5 a.m.
Cover: none

They say you don-t have to line up to play a game of billiards here, even on a Friday night (whatever that suggests).
There-s a bar and restaurant ¦ with beers for $3 to $4 ¦ plus an open terrace. It-s located next to a bowling alley. Offers live music free of charge, Thursday and Friday.

Beverly Hills
1 Kudrinskaya Sq.
Metro: Barrikadnaya
Tel: 255-4013
Tuesday-Sunday; open 24 hours
Cover: None on eventless days;
150 rubles for females and 200 rubles
for males on concert days.

Fashioned in the Beverly Hills style. Easy atmosphere, talk for uninhibited people. Beers & cocktails for $4. Euro-disco and modern rave, no rock or house. Live Russian jazz in the restaurant Thursday-Sunday. Male and female strippers. Casino.

Cabana
4 Raushkaya Naberezhnaya
Metro: Tretyakovskaya
Tel: 238-5006 / 5017

Home of the famous black
male-stripper, Dillon, who once showed some Duma deputies how to
"liven it up" with his contemporary dance performance of the Soviet
national anthem. See him on Tuesday
and Friday, when chicks get champagne and vodka for free!
Mixed cocktails will set you back $7
to $8, but the happy hour
is a marathon length from 6 p.m.
to 10 p.m. with 50 percent
discounts.

CENTER
3 Kholodilny Per.
Metro: Tulskaya
Tel: 958-5887
12 p.m. T 12 a.m. weekdays,
10 a.m. T 6 a.m. weekends
Cover: 30 rubles on weekdays,
50 rubles on weekends
and holidays ¦ before 9 p.m.
Nightly dancing 9 p.m. T 12 a.m.
(11 p.m. T 6 a.m. weekends):
50 rubles for ladies,
80 rubles for gents.

Center is a huge sports and amusement complex with a skating rink, a Q-zar range, billiards, arcades, a bowling alley, four bars and a restaurant (dinner around 300 rubles per person). A separate, supervised playground for small children (40 rubles on weekdays, 50 rubles weekends) allows parents to leave their kids behind and go enjoy themselves.
The skating rink has a stage on the side and turns into a huge dance floor at night. Though the daytime Center is a customer-friendly children-s world, its discos cater to Moscow-s mass thug-with-little-black-purse audience and sometimes feature average pop singers onstage. High-quality lighting and a spacious floor are the disco-s main advantages.

CHANCE
11/15 Volochayevskaya Ul.
(in DK Serp I Molot, the left wing)
Metro: Ploshchad Ilyicha
Tel: 298-6247 (after 11 p.m.)
Daily from 11 p.m. until 6 a.m.
Cover: upto 140 rubles for men
and 160 rubles for women

Germany-s Stern magazine called Chance one of Russia-s best clubs. Since it opened in the early 90-s as Moscow-s first openly gay club, Chance continues to be one of Moscow-s oldest, and these days, most mainstream gay and bisexual clubs which openly welcomes clients of all sexual orientations. With three dance floors, it is also one of the largest.
And as far as shows go, it-s remarkable beautifully lit, indoor water tank has some of the most original gay erotica in the city that borderlines performance art. Stunningly choreographed erotic underwater ballet performances continue through the entire night.

CHAMELEON
14 Presnensky Val
Metro: Ulitsa 1905
Tel: 253-6343
Daily from 8 p.m. until 10 a.m.
Cover: Within 100 rubles

They call it a, "pure club" for, "pure youth", and since it opened two years ago, its crowds remain extremely young and decidedly uninhibited. One of the most openly sexual of the gay club-s with a sex shop in the entrance, the sense of, "Wild East" hangs over all of the Chameleon turning it into an open venue for Moscow-s raging gay sexual evolution.
If you-re not put off by the sign warning against pickpocketers, you can lose yourself in a darkened, "Maze of Lust" containing partitions, hurdles, and groping hands.
Chameleon has two dance featuring Russian pop and house music respectively, the latter which sports a stage for professional, semi-clad dancers.

Cristal Night
Club and Casino
38 Marksistskaya Ulitsa
Metro: Marksistskaya
Tel: 912-3554
Casino: 24 HOURS
Club: Wed. to Sun. from 10 p.m.;
closed Mon. and Tues.
Cover: Casino, 240 rubles
(includes chips of that amount);
Club, 480 rubles (access to casino
and club included,
as are chips of that amount)

The place provides free drinks, free buffet and free taxi ride home once you drop.

Dance Hall MDM
28 Komsomolsky Pros.
(Moscow Palace of Youth)
Metro: Frunzenskaya
Tel: 245-8423
Cover: 50-75 rubles (ordinary program)
200 rubles or more (celebrity performance)

This is Moscow-s biggest and the most disgusting night club. The main hall-s interior changes with the arrival of each new party-host. One thing does not change T the huge dance floor which is continually overcrowded and dominated by thugs. Those who are not gorilla-types are scared off to the restrooms, cloakroom or lobby. The VIP area is more often than not populated by people who are far from Lvery important.-
No dress code. Everybody is admitted, except those who are very drunk. MDM is a very cheap place, hence the attraction to teenagers.
Parties are normally held on Sundays from 10 p.m. until 6 a.m., summertimes on Fridays and Saturdays.

DIAMOND
5 Stramynsky Per.
Metro: Sokolniki
Tel:269-9615
Tue.-Sun. 6 p.m. T 1 a.m.
Cover: 50 rubles to 80 rubles,
or 30 rubles
to 50 rubles with a flyer

One of the cheapest and loosest rock-clubs in Moscow, Diamond occupies a two-story building and has a concert room with some pretty bad acoustics, a bar with Baltika beer for 15 to 22 rubles, hot snacks for 10 to 40 rubles, a pool table and the dirtiest WC in the city.
The interior is dark and obscure, though it goes well with the fluorescent-painted walls. Diamond is a favorite start-up place for new rock, punk and grunge-bands, though it occasionally hosts celebrities like Time Out or Va-Bank. The crowd is young and alternative, from punks and metal-heads to rockabillies to bikers.

DOUG AND MARTY-S
BOAR HOUSE
26 Zemlyanoy Val
Metro: Kurskaya
Tel: 917-0150
Hours: noon T 6 a.m.;
till 9 a.m. on weekends
Cover: 65 rubles
Former "Chesterfield" is one of the oldest foreign bars in Moscow and claims to be the home away from home for many expats. Tuesday Latin nights are some of the best in town, featuring quality live bands and multiple take-home opportunities. The weekend crowd primarily consists of expats in their 30s and 40s, hip Russians and cheap-looking whores some of which never ask for money. The event calendar is tight with live music and sports, including the NFL, British soccer and rugby internationals.

Embassy Club
8/10 Bryusov Per.
Metro: Pushkinskaya
Tel: 229-7185

Drinks are expensive for the average young and upwardly mobile, but the snacks are reasonably priced. Have a soup and drink it too. The jazz band is loud and mediocre.
You must sit face-to-face in couple-facing-couple arrangement with strangers blowing cigar smoke in your face or looking hungrily at your company. You can-t help looking at the other guy-s girl without putting tremendous strain on your neck and talking to your date at 180 degrees.
The kind of place that fat, rich Americans frequent, trying to impress young waitresses ¦ and their Russian distributors ¦ with their knowledge of cigars.
The service is polite, prompt and professional.

Fellini-s
16 Olimpiisky Pros.
Olimpiisky Sports Arena
Metro: Prospekt Mira
Tel: 974-2500
9 p.m. T 6 a.m.
Cover: 100 rubles for females,
150 rubles for males on regular nights,
around 500 rubles on special nights.

An expensive show and disco club. Plays the latest pop music and offers concerts by Russian pop stars, plus special shows and presentations, including erotic shows. Beers 50 rubles and up. All meant for big spenders. Hemingway-type loners and rock fans have no place in this part of town.

FIESTA
(former Hungry Duck)
9 Pushechnaya Ul.
Metro: Kuznetsky Most
Tel: 923-6158
Hours: 7 p.m. T 6 a.m.
Cover: 120 T 150 rubles

This remake of what used to be the most famous bar in Russia is back on track. Once again, weekends are full of half-naked, available teenies eager to go home with you. Tuesday Ladies- Nights are also recommended. Patrons often carry a "used" tag, but are ready for more action. Square-faced mafia types often indulge in brutal altercations, without much interference by the security. Crappy draft beer goes for 70 rubles a plastic half-liter glass.

Four Rooms
4 Raushskaya Naberezhnaya
Metro: Tretyakovskaya
no credit cards; no metal detector
Music: funk, hip-hop, jazz,
house (mixed) LOUD

Each of the four rooms has a different decor. Room No. 1 is dark and loud and disco-balled; room No. 2 is a small, blue wine cellar with a bar; room No. 3 is a cozy dining room; and room No. 4, ladies and gentlemen, has billiards ¦ for 35 rubles an hour, and at lunchtime, for the amazing price of 10 rubles an hour!

Garage
15/2 Tverskaya Ul.
Metro: Pushkinskaya
Tel: 209-1848
Around the clock
Major credit cards accepted

Look for the ass-end of a pink Cadillac over a metal door. Super-hip interior with all sorts of car and garagey stuff.
You will get the ass-end of the face control if you show up in tennis shoes.
DJs from Moscow-s hippest radio stations spin a variety of music with an emphasis on house. Often crowded on weekend nights, usually relaxing during the day, and always ultra-cool in the wee hours. Loud as hell.
Put down half liters of Sibirskaya Korona or shots of Smirnoff (70 rubles each) at the two bars.
The cozy restaurant offers good late-night fare, like Beavis and Butthead nachos (120 rubles) and chicken wings (200 rubles), as well as nice entrees, such as chicken curry (160 rubles).

Golden Palace
15 3rd Yamskovo Polya
Metro: Belorusskaya
Tel: 212-3909/41
Cover: Men pay 250 rubles
before 8 p.m. and 500 rubles
afterward, which can be exchanged for chips

This gilded palace is for controllers of the means of production, roulette addicts, and expensive women in love with expensive bouquets and champagne. A man with a machine gun once showed our restaurant reviewer the exit in no uncertain terms when he tried to crash a party for Moscow-s Svetskaya Lvitsa. Daily entertainment includes live pop and rock music, striptease and a disco. In the restaurant on the second floor (with a good view of the casino below), dinner costs around $50 and beer 80 to 95 rubles. Polite staff and toilets with bouquets of flowers produce a pleasant impression.
Free, AK-47 guarded parking.

Gramophone
3 Pushechnaya Ul.
(enter through
the arch beside the Burda Moden store)
Friday and Saturday
from 11 p.m. until 6 a.m.
Cover: $5

This club is very reminiscent of its parent, Propaganda although Gramophone does not feature chill-outs hanging from the ceiling where you can watch the dancing, nor does it offer much by way of food. A bar occupies one of the club-s three areas offering beers for 60 rubles, vodkas for 50 rubles and whiskeys for 75 rubles. Another two areas accommodate a chill-out room and a dance floor.

HIPPOPOTAM
5/1 Mantulinskaya Ul.
(behind the Santa Fe restaurant)
Metro: Ulitsa 1905 Goda
Tel: 256-2327
Hours: 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. Wed. T Sun.
Cover: 80 rubles for guys, 40 for gals

Hippo has been revitalized by Lina and Lisa, that used to staff Papa John-s. With more changes coming, it is already a hafta-go-to place. Appeals to hip expat types and young Russian girls, resulting in multiple mergers of the above. Both food and drinks are rather cheap, i.e., beers start at $2, while cocktail specials go for $3. Located on a slow street, meaning that taxi drivers will want you to pay a fortune.

The Last Drop/
Poslednyaya Kaplya
4 Strastnoy Bulvar
(through the arch)
Metro: Pushkinskaya
Tel: 292-7549/7681
11 a.m. ¦ 6 a.m.
Cover: none

This relaxed bar with pool tables has a warm, apres-ski feel to it. The crowd here is a little more sophisticated and a little older than you get at nearby Bunker or Garage.
Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, the place gets hoppin- with live jazz, rock Ln- roll or country. Good selection of draft beers includes Pilsner (85 rubles), Murphy-s (100 rubles) and four kinds of Czech beer.
The classy restaurant serves food for cold climates: "Wings of the Soviets", or buffalo wings (150 rubles), "Silence of the Lambs" (300 rubles), and for youngsters in love with the world-s most lovable screen piglet, "Babe" sausage
(150 rubles). Weekday business lunch
(98 rubles).

KAZARMA
(BARRACKS)
14 Presnensky Val
Metro: Ulitsa 1905
Tel: 253-6343
Open: Daily 10 p.m. until 8 a.m.
Women allowed on Tuesdays.
Cover: Around 100 rubles

As long as you-re in the Chameleon you can check out another on-site club within a club.
It sounds like something for military men, but in fact Kazarma, or "Barracks", located in the larger Chameleon club, is a mixed bag of erotic tricks. One of the city-s nicer gay clubs, albeit with some seedier bits, the club is now equally as popular as its parent Chameleon, although it-s a lot more on the seedy side.
For those not interested in clubbing, mini tv sets at the bar have an ongoing display of male erotica. Then there-s the continual male striptease for those eternally bored. There are dark chill out corners with various sofas, walls with spy holes, and well, you can guess the rest. Not for the faint hearted, or those looking to just relax and boogie.

Kino
16 Olimpiisky Prospekt,
Olimpiisky Sports Arena
Metro: Prospekt Mira
Tel: 937-7872
7 p.m. - when the last client drops;
closed Sun.
Cover: none, except for live
music shows Mon. and Thu.:
free with club card, otherwise $30 ¦ $40.

Easy to bump into Russian movie stars, but a half liter of Warsteiner for $7?! Maybe you-re paying for the nifty cinema knick-knacks, like old movie cameras and Chaplin posters.

Krizis Zhanra
4 Bolshoi Vlasievsky Per.
Metro: Kropotkinskaya
Tel: 241-1928
noon-midnight
Cover: none

This place-s reputation of a sophisticated retro keller for intellectuals has not faded despite dozens of later replicas. The crowd is still refined and pacific, the music is still good, the room is still tiny, and the management and bouncers are still friendly. Food is cheap (35 to 100 rubles), unlike the drinks (beer ranging from 45 to 100 rubles).

LVINOE SERTSE
Leninsky Prospect 88
Metro: Leninsky prospect
Tel: 298-6247
Cover: none, face control
does not admit the casual
12 a.m. - 5 a.m. Tuesday - Sunday

Located way out in the tundraland of Leninsky Prospect, Lvinoe Sertse, or, "Lion Heart" is definitely on the unusual side. It-s probably the only King Arthur type club in the Russian capital, with numerous suits of armor, heraldic shields, old English lettering and a lot of big (and real) wooden tables.
Most of what looked like a middle class, youngish crowd were getting down and dirty in the disco although the bar was not so conveniently located in the next room was long and well-stocked. This is a place to go to when you don-t want to wear jeans and t-shirts, and you don-t mind bumping into harmless well-dressed Mafia-types and prostitutes trolling the bar.
But even if the decor was unusual, the music certainly wasn-t. The dance floor was surrounded by tables and full of exhibitionists and other dance enthusiasts who were really enjoying the DJ-d Western and Russian pop. Cocktails were the moderately priced at 64 T 148 rubles each) and the club had a large and expensive wine list. The garderobs worked well. The club has Karaoke which they said was often booked by private parties and billiards (43 rubles a game).

Manhattan Express
Varvarka Ul.
Hotel (northwestern entrance)
Metro: Kitai-Gorod
Tel: 298-5354
Cover: 50-250 rubles

An outdated dance club packed with pop lovers and much honored by Russian pop stars. Unless you find a seat on one of the few settees or in a separate restaurant room, you-ve no choice but to dance or lean on the bar. Beers from 60 rubles and up. Cover depends on the popularity of the singer performing.

MOOSEHEAD
54 Bolshaya Polyanka
Metro: Dobryninskaya
Tel: 209-5020
Hours: noon to 5 a.m.
weekends till 10 a.m.
Cover: None

Will remind you of a bar back home you used to go to with your buddies. Looks and feels totally Canadian, including well-priced drinks, ignorant bartenders, bored clientele, civilized atmosphere, and frigid overweight women. Recent anniversary party has shown that Moosehead has by now run out of the momentum that Doug Steele has originally given it.

Mesto Vstrechi
(Meeting Place)
9/8 Maly Gnizdnikovsky Per.
Building 7
Metro: Tverskaya
Tel: 229-2373
Cover: 50 rubles after 11:00 p.m. on Sat.

On Saturdays, representatives of the great tradition of British pop music take the stage, and the disco rocks all night long. Thursdays are for jazz.
The club regularly has different theme nights and other events like the recent party in honor of Hemingway-s 100th birthday. Naturally, entrance to such events is by invitation only, for you wannabe freeloaders.

Monte Kristo
Billiards Club
4/2 Preobrazhenskaya Ploshchad
Metro: Preobrazhenskaya Ploshchad
Tel: 963-3768
24 HOURS
Cover: none

Offers billiards and pool tables. Russian billiards costs 180 rubles per hour at the table, one game of pool costs 25 rubles. There-s a bar and restaurant, with beers for 35 rubles and up and meals for 90 rubles and up.

Niagara
55 Leninsky Pros.
Metro: Leninsky Pros.
Tel: 135-9538
6 p.m. - 6 a.m.
Cover: none, except for Fridays &
Saturdays: 30 rubles

Non-stop dancing club. Dancing every night. Male striptease Wednesdays & Thursdays, mixed striptease Fridays. Special dance shows Saturdays. Pop and house muzak unlimited. Beers 40 to 50 rubles, meals 80 rubles and up.

Orakul Bozhestvennoi Butylki
1/13 Sredneovchinnikovski Per.
Metro: Novokuznetskaya
Tel: 953-0556
8 p.m. T when the last customer leaves
Cover: 60 rubles
on live music nights, free otherwise
Fashioned in a trendy woodsy style, the interior resembles an ancient, Irish log cabin furnished for a big feast. Incredibly cozy and stylish. The place reeks of bohemia, packed with emancipated femme students and their young middle-class admirers. A beer is 30 rubles.

Oranzhevyi Galstuk
55 Leninsky Prospekt
Metro: Leninsky Prospect
Tel: 135-9538
6 p.m. T 6 a.m.
Cover: none, except for
Fridays & Saturdays: 30 rubles

Nightly dance club with male striptease Wednesdays & Thursdays, mixed striptease Fridays. Special dance shows Saturdays. Unlimited pop and house music unlimited. Beers 40 to 50 rubles, meals 80 rubles and up.

Papa john-s
22 Myasnitskaya Ul.
Metro: Chistye Prudy
Tel: 755-9554
Cover: 50 rubles for ladies, 150 for gents
(Fri. and Sat. only)

Remains one of Moscow-s wildest clubs with its multiple crazy contests, quality music, and a many hotties. Weekends pack in young Russians and a mix of expats that party like rock stars until the morning. Cuban bartenders serve a wide choice of drinks, quite pricey at $3-5 per beer, and $4-10 per cocktail. Their food will taste even better if you make it there for the 6-8 p.m. daily 50% off happy hour. Neil, their chief ideologist and head Papa, has quit again, leaving his children without guidance, possibly ending the era of BJ-s at PJ-s.

PLANET HOLLYWOOD
23b Krasnaya Presnya
Metro: Ulitsa 1905 Goda
Tel: 255-0539
Hours: 10 p.m. till the last customer
Cover: $10 upstairs,
$4 downstairs on weekends (guys only)

The rumor that Elijah has taken over turned out to be true, meaning that we should expect an increase of babe activity here. Incorporates three separate clubs: discos upstairs and in the basement, and a strip club. The remodeled dancefloor would look better if anyone was there. Their upstairs prices for food and drinks will make the cheaper ones of you prefer starvation and dehydration.

PROPAGANDA
7 Bolshoi Zlatoustinsky Per.
Metro: Kitai Gorod
Tel: 924-5732
Hours: noon to last customer,
weekends till 6 a.m.
Cover: 60 rubles on Fri.
and Sat. after 10 p.m.

Thursday nights here bring in the hippest, smartest crowd in Moscow dancing to the tunes of visiting British DJs. If you can make it to the dancefloor, chances are high that you will find yourself face-to-face with several single females. Some patrons can behave way "too smart". The bar is cheap, but slow and impossible to get to, while food is basically non-existent.

VOODOO LOUNGE
5/7 Sredny Tishinsky Per.
Metro: Belorusskaya
Tel: 253-2323
Hours: 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.
Cover: 150 rubles for men, 50 for women

Ever since From Dusk Till Dawn reopened under a new title and management, it has been packing in the crowds every weekend. High Latino music factor attracts Russian teenage gals, therefore making the place appealing to a variety of expat and Russian men seeking comfort at night. Two quiet rooms set aside for the restaurant let you do the talking while taking advantage of pretty good Mexican cuisine. Moderate prices make the main bar barely accessible, while service is rather slow.